McCain Volunteer Attacked, Malkin Shows Some Class

So the right wing blogosphere is up in arms over this story:

A campaign volunteer for John McCain told police she was robbed at knifepoint at an ATM and knocked down by a man who then carved a "B" in her face after noticing a sticker for the presidential candidate on her car.

Of course, you only need to look at the photo to figure out who put the 'B' on her face (hint: I've decided to publish the culprit's picture here as well).

Strangely, Michelle Malkin holds it together and does the right thing:

Maaaaybe the alleged robber straddled her upside-down while carving it into her face.

Maybe.

But I’ve got my doubts. 

UPDATE: Police now confirm that this story is made up.