Town Hall Drinking Game

For those of you attending the President's Town Hall today, keep it civil and fact-based. For those of you who will have to watch on TV, here's a drinking game to help ...

You should take a drink:

1. Whenever someone mentions ramming, cramming, shoving or otherwise inserting anything into their throats;
2. Whenever someone is visibly shaken about the loss of "their America"--drink twice if they're crying;
3. Whenever someone mentions Fascism or Naziism--twice for Hitler;
4. Whenever someone mentions Socialism or Communism--twice for Stalin;
5. Whenever someone is shown waving or displaying a bible;
6. For any reference to bureaucrats;
7. For any poster that is too long to read--twice for a quote from a Founder;
8. Whenever someone is shown wearing a bumper sticker--twice if it's on their head;
9. For any "ironic" misspelling (or misuse) of Obama's name--twice if Osama or Hussein is involved;
10. For any piece of proven misinformation--twice for rationing, euthanasia or death panels;
11. Anytime someone is unaware that Medicare is a government program;
12. Whenever someone accidentally drops their handgun;
    
13. Whenever a camera catches a health insurance company insignia the polo shirt of some "ordinary American"--twice if they actually identify themselves as such when on camera;
14. Whenever President Obama uses "stupid" as any kind of modifier;
15. If Joe Biden shows up unexpectedly--twice if he drinks;
    
16. If the President gets shot ... drink everything you've got, you're gonna need it.

Note: If you have more, add them to the comments and I'll fold them in.